BLOOPERS

the week has been interesting.

micro/para class:
we were having lectures about disinfection and stuff. i was in the middle of the aisle at the back in short kitang kita ako. i was attentively listening. when my classmate began doing shitty things on the transcriber's recorder. whevnever the transcriber is not looking he would record his own voice and would say funny things. i was laughing discreetly along with my other two seatmates. we were not noticed until my other seatmate just blurted 21% loudly in the middle of the lecture. and we burst out laughing (people at the back). good thing coz the timing was with the class chorus. so again we were not noticed. so it was back again to listening. when suddenly that friend kept on singing 21% discreetly. and i just couldnt help it but bow down on my desk and as if i was writing. then i was jolted when my prof called me out.

'you! yes you! do you mind telling me wats funny. you seem to be very happy! class dont you want to hear wats funny?'

boom! my life passed before me as if i died.

'ma'm, uhmm, it was nothing really. he (pointed out on my friend) was just saying something about the oxygen percent'

'ok then, wat are you saying' referring to my classmate

my friend just stumbled and smiled.

and it was back to the lecture. she didnt got mad. well irritated, but as the lecture went on she was fine she even called me to recite and she was happy i was able to answer. it turned out good though.

medicine class:
last week we had our patient, and yesterday was the presentation. our group was called first and survived it. then here comes group 1. i'd like to interpret one family history of one of its members:

'father died of heart disease and mother of tuberculosis blah blah blah' -this could mean the mother also died of tuberculosis or better yet, it was like as hippocrates is the father of medicine...that one is the mother of tuberculosis.

'of 11 children, only the patient and the sister survived...'
- y? wat happened? lumubog ba sila sa bangka? nasunog ba sila nag sabay sabay?
-of 11 children, meaning di magkamag-anak un pateinte. nsa barko ata sila nun.
-sabi nun isang classmate ko...baka naman namtatay sila nun pinanganak? sabi ko...ano un sabay sabay sila niluwal ng nanay nila tapos namatay?

'of 11 children, only the patient and the sister survived died of labor'
-what? nabuhay sya tapos biglang namatay? gosh!
-survived died? howcome?
- sad talaga!

its really funny. i dont mean to ridicule that person but id just like to have a moment to say that postgrad ka na dapat un construction ng statemates is clear. remember doctor ka na! hehehehe. anyway, walang pikunan! sana di mo to mabasa!

anyway, after classes we watched spiderman 2, and the most interesting part was that when Dr. Oct took out two people out of the train and threw it to spidey. kawawa naman sila para silang bola na basta-basta na lang tinapon! hehehehe

but it was a nice film...glad i watched it.

detoxification!