Sony Vaio and my Hon

Sony Vaio

For the past week, me and my hon have been arguing, shouting, calling names (practically fighting over the phone hahahahaha!) about the way to pronounce this laptop called SONY VAIO. He got this new “toy” and was tinkering with it the whole day. He even asked permission if he can take a day off from his review classes so that he can have an appreciation of his new gadget by staying home yesterday. Knowing that my hon has no gratification delay trait, I said yes with a deep sigh (haaayyyy!).


A few days from now, we are celebrating our 4th monthsary. This has been the longest time that we have not seen each other coz my hon is really bent on getting things done this coming August 2008. I know that with his determination and hard work, he can achieve his plans (wag lang atakihin ng ADHD J!). He always complains about “basa na lang ako ng basa! Puro Basa!” coz I always ask him to stay away from MALLS since he has an inborn affinity to these establishments. I always tease him that he was born with wheels on his feet coz he really finds it difficult to stay in one place, even in his house, he messes up his mom’s bed, literally swims on his own and doesn’t take a bath on time (hahaha!joke joke nani!) coz he’s damn busy making kulit to everyone especially ygo. Nevertheless, I know that he has put his heart and mind on the coming medical boards. Goodluck hon!

Going back to VAIO…my hon insists that it should be pronounced as vayao. I insist on vayo. He was firm on viyao (nag mutate na!). I held on to vayo. Again, with great conviction, he insisted that it should be said as vayao (parang bayaw, gawgaw, langaw daw!)…. He dared me to ask everyone else about its damn pronunciation. And I did. I even thought of bringing Ernie Baron back to life, the human and walking encyclopedia, in order to verify this issue between me and my hon. But Everyone says its VAYO. Tony Gonzaga even mentioned it in PBB when an evictee was given with the same model of laptop. Eventually, I realized that my hon cannot pronounce it well and that was the reason why he cant accept the fact that it should be vayo, vayo, vayo, vayo…..I asked him to repeat after me many times before he got my point. And the point of everyone else in this world that it’s a SONY VAIO. Speech defect is not common among ADHD patients. If my hon is also afflicted with it, well, I guess I should accept it. If his tongue needs to be scraped like a parrot in order for it to speak and mimic the way humans talk, then, I’d gladly bring my nani to a veterinarian. It’s what you call LOVE. Loving every bit of my parrot, este, honey. Happy 4th monthsary. Love you!