sideburns

i was taking my surgical pathology shifting when Dr. Torres (aka R2D2, the living cadaver) noticed me and he told me he didnt recognize me bcoz of my sideburns (sbi nya: sino ung may patilya dun sa likod?). the little gay in him prompted him to approach me...syempre ang sbi ko naman "sir, ang cute ko no?" (take note, i asked for confirmation not affirmation...ok laurice! hehe). sbi lang nya "cge tuloy mo yan mas bagay sau". pumapalo ang gaydar!!!!

si sir talaga!!!!

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im wearing my contacts again

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Things you need to know about a PLM med student:

1. CBR - complete bed rest. a plm med stud orders this from his bed the night before an exam in FCM, Med Ethics, Legal Med, or in subjects that one is already percieved to fail. One golden rule in med skul: "kung babagsak ka, mabuti nanag maganda ka parin".

2. PTB - not Pulmonary TB but "pretending-to-be busy". gawain to pag micro nung 2nd year, and in FCM pag sinabing "ok class small group discussion".

3. Lola - term used sa mga matatandang babaeing faculty ng CM, specifically Dra. Tolentino (aka. Her Highness with her golden chalice), and Dra. Flores (aka. Madonna)

4. Dugong - college secretary

5. Cynthia Luster - assistant dean

6. vagina - when ENT people asks you on what you could associate the ear wit, tell them "vagina" and they will all praise you. Once i told them that i saw "two hairy balls", end result, those two balls were named after me. how frustrating!

7. The QuizMaster - tawag sa mga mahirap magpaquiz (quiz na lang nga mahirap pa!). namely, all surgery pips and now the reigning QM...Dra. Cruz.

8. When you tell plm med students not to eat in the classroom while the lecture is going on, the more they do, in fact in our classroom pa lang may sarili na kmi tindahan courtesy of the three ladies of the philippine flag (she, jo, jonamay)

9. fast way to pass: answer while you check! (sa quiz lang to ha)

10. Break - 4 hour lectures do need breaks, but for plm med students, when the prof says 15 minute break, it means 45 mins break.

more to come...ligo muna ako. hehe

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btw, FYI, PLM campus is being studded with video surveillance cameras and TV sets on the hallways. what for? wierd. a public school acting like private. bummer