last night i went out to the wake of my friend's dad. at a 58, he's already gone. sad that life just end...its painful that we can't do anything about it. at 22, my friend has already lost his parents, just in two years, imagine that. i'm thankful i still have my parents. i know i have done stupid things that had hurt them, and i know id continue to do those stupid things that will hurt them, but the truth of the matter is, no matter how stupid i could be, no matter how much i could hurt them, they still remain my parents...i will still and forever love my parents. its a fact that, children really are stupid and when you become parents you'd stop realizing that and be hurt by your children. children are children and parents are parents, they cannot entwine but they could work together i guess. children have to be stupid for parents to realize their superiority, and with that the ultimate job of parents will ensue...to discipline their children. it could never be the other way around (well perhaps, when parents are bedridden, god forbids, then its time that children become parents).
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we were joking around last night with my friend telling what he would do as president of the country. well, here's the list of what he would do as i still remember it:
1. he would be putting me as secretary of DOH
2. instead of cocconut trees and plants along baywalk and edsa, he would put his "rebulto"...and as he say it "magbigay pugay kayong lahat"
3. instead of just plain asphalt, he'd put marky's face embossed in it, so that people would know how pretty he is.
4. He'd make AIDS as nothing as a cold, gonorrhea as something as fever, and TB as something you could be relieved with by taking water.
5. He would be making glutathion, viagra, and all other drugs as accessible as cherry-balls, that you could just buy in your "suking tindahan"
6. He would close down night clubs, and make adonis, gigolo, big papa, and all other GBs legal and he would be issuing permit with that. plus a noontime show for all macho dancers.
7. he would salvaged all women (he termed them "kabae" as in babaeng kabayo) in the country except for preggy's
He said, his projects will be a hit, that people will put up martial law just to keep him in office.
just what if no?
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i ended my driving lesson this morning with a fourth gear. yup, i was dying to use the 4th gear coz i like zoom zoom zoom. and luckily i had the chance to use it at daanghari in cavite. damn! i like it!
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